lebron

1. (LeBron) (807↑, 121↓)

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

Author: Tikibarberfan http://lebron.urbanup.com/5084794

2. (Lebron) (645↑, 144↓)

The art of ejaculating into your hands, then throwing the semen in air like Lebron James does with powder.

Ryan: John, why is there semen on the ceiling? John: Well Ryan, last night I watched some killer porn and gave myself a Lebron\! Ryan: That must have been some movie\!

Author: King James 23 http://lebron.urbanup.com/4205686

3. (LeBron) (560↑, 131↓)

(verb, to LeBron, LeBronning, LeBronned) To betray, dishonor. To have no regard for anyone but one's self. To basically be the lowest form of human life possible.

Jerry Jones: Art, are you seriously gonna move the Browns to Baltimore? Art Modell: Heck yeah. Jerry Jones: Dude, you are so LeBronning them.

Author: Callosum http://lebron.urbanup.com/5087373

4. (Lebron) (494↑, 87↓)

Attention seeking whore.

Dude, you're pulling a lebron right now.

Author: Clit Johnson http://lebron.urbanup.com/5083507

5. (LeBron) (422↑, 78↓)

1. v. to abandon 2. adj. disloyal 3. v. to betray In reference to LeBron James' decision to sign with the Miami Heat instead of sticking with Cleveland and working hard to bring a Championship HOME.

Ex 1 I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was LeBroned. Ex 2 I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you would be LeBron to me. Ex 3 Brutus LeBroned Ceaser when he stabbed him in the back. LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the Heat.

Author: cfat http://lebron.urbanup.com/5086129

6. (LeBron) (364↑, 23↓)

To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.

Son: Welcome to my parents golden anniversary everyone\! While I have a moment on the mic, let me just say that you were terrible parents, Mom and Dad. Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out? Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.

Author: whiteboyDJ http://lebron.urbanup.com/5334284

7. (Lebron) (423↑, 112↓)

Lebron is a slang word for "blow" which is a slang word for cocaine. Prior to the start of the basketball game, Lebron James powders his hands and throws it in the air similar to something you would see Al Pacino do in Scarface.

Mo: Last night was wild. Krackis: Oh yea? What'd ya get into? Moseph: I partied with Lebron... Krackis: Lebron keeps the party going all night.

Author: Enlicensed One http://lebron.urbanup.com/3953680

8. (LeBron) (241↑, 8↓)

verb, LeBroned, LeBroning, noun verb 1. the act of being superior at a task for a majority of the time, only to fail the task at the end 2. the act of your mother sleeping with Delonte West noun 1. arrogant douche who claims his life is far better than yours

verb 1. "You were winning by 15 in the 4th quarter and lost? You really LeBroned that one." 2. "Really? You fucked the guy who raps about hot sauce in his bag at KFC and got arrested for driving a motorcycle with assault rifles in a guitar case on his back? You're a whore, mom" noun 1. LeBron James

Author: davidstern http://lebron.urbanup.com/5893762

9. (LeBron) (231↑, 32↓)

To back stab your home on national television.

Damn that was cold what he did to Cleveland, he really pulled a LeBron.

Author: Frozen salsa http://lebron.urbanup.com/5086127

10. (Lebron) (204↑, 8↓)

To leave work 12 minutes early

Steve: You left the office early yesterday John: Oh yeah, just pulled a Lebron because I couldn't stand the pressure of having so much work. Steve: Pulling a Lebron is such a bitch move

Author: mactus http://lebron.urbanup.com/5890413

11. (LeBron) (212↑, 27↓)

The ultimate betrayal, worse than a Benedict Arnold.

Gloria: I had sex with Delonte LBJ: Moooommmmm\! Gloria: I LeBroned you like you like you LeBroned Cleveland.

Author: Brent Cleveland http://lebron.urbanup.com/5090352

12. (Lebron) (198↑, 23↓)

(v.) To royally fuck over a former employer, lover or friend.

Brad: Dude, you coming on the camping trip this weekend? Dan: No man, I can't make it. Brad: Dude, don't Lebron us, asshole. Kyle: Yea I started fucking my ex-girlfriend's sorority sister to get back at her. Rob: Dude, that's straight up LeBron.

Author: kyleatx http://lebron.urbanup.com/5085927

13. (lebron) (277↑, 108↓)

to fail to execute at a critical juncture in an athletic event.

Boy, Lebron James really lebroned that potential game winning lay-up last night.

Author: Harry Stanfeld http://lebron.urbanup.com/3052033

14. (Lebron) (276↑, 112↓)

The act of being a ball hog the ENTIRE game but yet still being able to keep the score or lead close..until the final minutes where you choke and blow the game if and ONLY IF you are playing a good team

Kendell dominated the entire game but he pulled a Lebron and we lost the championship game.

Author: Frank W R http://lebron.urbanup.com/3655687

15. (LeBron) (189↑, 26↓)

1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known. 2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.

1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance? Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her. 2. Friend: Are you okay? Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner. Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.

Author: xprime3234 http://lebron.urbanup.com/5085843

16. (lebron) (175↑, 18↓)

Defined on DontLebronMe.com -verb canceling too close to a deadline; not leaving others the time to find a replacement.

-\> “Rich lebronned his duty of being the DD, forcing us to walk home last night.” -\> “We planned on meeting you guys last night, but the babysitter had to lebron for some new guy she met.” -\> “Every single time you tell me I can count on you, you back out and screw me. All I’m saying is, if you promise me you’ll be there, Don’t Lebron Me.” -\> “The boss doesn’t tolerate lebrons.”

Author: DontLebronMe http://lebron.urbanup.com/5308868

17. (Lebron) (159↑, 18↓)

Defecation is the final act of digestion by which organisms eliminate solid, semisolid or liquid waste material (feces) from the digestive tract via the anus.

After my morning cup of coffee I usually take a lebron.

Author: Akroncavsfan http://lebron.urbanup.com/5085952

18. (LeBron) (149↑, 11↓)

to not finish

Was with my main squeeze but was so wasted I had to LeBron her

Author: AndyBorowitz http://lebron.urbanup.com/5886884

19. (lebron) (134↑, 12↓)

To screw someone over. To inadvertently cause harm to someone by not coming through in the clutch.

I'll pick you up at the airport. Don't worry bro I wouldn't lebron you like that.

Author: sherhag http://lebron.urbanup.com/5897924

20. (LeBron) (140↑, 18↓)

v. (LeBronnned, LeBronning) 1. To "choke" 2. To fail to accomplish an important goal (such as obtaining an NBA title on a team that has three great players on it like the Miami Heat)

1. Guy \#1: Dude don't LeBron on your essay\! Guy \#2: Okay, I'll try my best\! 2. Guy \#1: Did you finish your science project? Guy \#2: Nah, I totally LeBronned it.

Author: thefailbot http://lebron.urbanup.com/5883179

21. (Lebron) (127↑, 7↓)

Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of SUCK or FAIL.

This movie LEBRONS\!\! You bought your jeans a size too small? LEBRON\!\!

Author: StarkLife http://lebron.urbanup.com/5890102

22. (LeBron) (172↑, 54↓)

In Manderin Chinese LeBron has been known to mean selfish prick and/or bastard.

Sean: Hey Matt pass the ball\! Matt: No Sean: Dude you're being a total LeBron.

Author: LeBronhater23 http://lebron.urbanup.com/4911767

23. (lebron) (128↑, 20↓)

someone who quits on you when you really need them, then move on to something better

girl1: Girl I don't see how you stay calm after he lebron you like that. girl2: It dont matter, i guess he was to good, sometimes you have to let them go.

Author: jayboomboom http://lebron.urbanup.com/5088449

24. (Lebron) (104↑, 19↓)

unexpectedly leaving somewhere or just to leave.

Joe: hey i have work tomorrow morning and its getting late. Situatution: Yall gonna lebron now? Joe : yup

Author: mistahh dutchmen. http://lebron.urbanup.com/5104149

25. (lebron) (245↑, 160↓)

a male model of the black, and very often gay, variety. the look of blue steel in front of the camera that garners a gay male model so much fame. a roomate who you're not quite sure if he will come outa the closet even though he has a fat crush on his other roomate [smithers].

That black guy over there is way too into his looks; he's such a lebron.

Author: wardeezy http://lebron.urbanup.com/1774612

26. (Lebron) (95↑, 13↓)

To fail miserably at the last second

I was a shoe in for the job but then I Lebroned the interview\!

Author: Sombrador http://lebron.urbanup.com/5890971

27. (Lebron) (86↑, 16↓)

Its a word that means "Ringless" or "No ring" Someone that hates Frodo Someone jealous of Kobe Bryant Treacherous

I got divorced and now im Lebron I hate Frodo\!, Damn you Lebron Kobe Bryant aint got shit on me, Damn you Lebron I love Manchester United (5 minutes later) I love Chelsea, Damn you Lebron

Author: Im Pau Gasol http://lebron.urbanup.com/5702051

28. (lebron) (283↑, 222↓)

A big smelly black shit that weighs approximately 200 lbs. and resembles NBA small forward Lebron James.

- I just Lebroned. - O-Unit chipped the porcelain when he dunked a Lebron.

Author: O-Unit http://lebron.urbanup.com/975445

29. (LeBron) (610↑, 600↓)

The best player in the NBA not named Kobe Bryant.

"Oh shit, LeBron posterized me."

Author: Tracy McGrady http://lebron.urbanup.com/1059243

30. (Lebron) (152↑, 144↓)

When you are amazingly black.

John:Man you are so Lebron Frank: Why thank you

Author: mindcreep http://lebron.urbanup.com/3078871

31. (LeBron) (0↑, 117↓)

To make a jumping [headshot] in a video game, such as [Halo] or COD resulting in a kill, named after LeBron James' famous jumps shots in [basketball].

\#1 yo [noob]\! u just got [pwned] by a LeBron \#2 whats a Lebron? \#1 that\!

Author: TelegenicSine82 http://lebron.urbanup.com/6088323

32. (LeBron) (4↑, 167↓)

A name that literally means "the best." "Le" meaning "the" and "Bron" meaning "best." An example of a person with this name is LeBron James, who in fact is the best (not Kobe Bryant).

Dude, LeBron and the Heat totally dominated Kobe and the Lakers last night.

Author: LeBrongreaterthanKobe http://lebron.urbanup.com/5678310

33. (LeBron) (2↑, 166↓)

Verb. The act of swatting the shit out of something in a persons hand. (LeBroned)

Guy 1: What happened last night? Guy 2: She had her phone in her hand then the nigga ran up and LeBroned the SHIT outta her phone.

Author: Dat Nigga Scooby-Doo http://lebron.urbanup.com/5312404

34. (Lebron) (43↑, 222↓)

A slang word for a blunt, since Lebron James is the illest and burnin blunts is also the illest. A blunt is also called an "L", which we all know is the first letter in Lebron

Yo nigga, wanna hit the bubbler? Nah, imma roll a lebron.

Author: jt killa http://lebron.urbanup.com/3784029

35. (lebron) (8↑, 206↓)

a straight up gangsta g homie that rapes in the nba (no homo) and pwns and will get a ring.he will get 6 rings before he ends his career with 60,000 points at the end of his career he will shart on kobe's flour and pee on dwayne wade and fart in nash's face.

damn straight nukka its 21-0 and u lost nukka go cry pay up biach u own lebron

Author: lebronlovernohomo http://lebron.urbanup.com/5056676

36. (lebron) (69↑, 283↓)

A celebratory word used immediately after something really cool just happened. Originates from NBA 2003 rookie sensation Lebron James

Man, we totally jacked that kid for all his money... LEBRON\!

Author: ryn http://lebron.urbanup.com/782936

37. (lebron) (14↑, 241↓)

The whitest black man ever known

Lebron Dean Brodey Junior

Author: Ezekiel J Sykes http://lebron.urbanup.com/2695433

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Last updated: 2012.03.01